The week in review
- Dobby Goes Home and Crickett Arrives
- Bad Dog Chester
- It's a Boy, Not a Girl
- Finished HOM Item
Dobby Goes Home and Crickett Arrives
Dobby was adopted out and went to his new forever-I-hope home. His new owner loves him, and he's taking his watchdog duties very seriously in return. I cried when he went, which was surprising because he was such a chore. But I missed his impish ways. Probably because he was such a chore: he was jam-packed with personality, really smart and I think he would have been a totally different dog if he'd had a better start in life. He would have been really cool. And maybe there's hope for him to become that way; I think his new owner will transform him.
Two days after Dobby went to live with his new owner, Crickett arrived. You can read about her at the Inland Northwest Pug Rescue web site. Her owner was a "breeder" who died, and so Crickett and the rest of her pug companions were sold to another "breeder" after a time of neglect (check out those toenails).
The other "breeder" couldn't use Crickett as a cash cow because she'd been spayed so she came to rescue. Crickett has limited vision and a bum hip, so when you go to pick her up, she galumphs around the house merrily until you catch her. I swear she's giggling when she does this. But because of her conformation, she never should have been bred to pass that on, she should have been a beloved pet. Hence the quotes around the word "breeder"—I don't think either one of them was/is very good.
Crickett is quiet and low maintenance, quite the contrast from the Dobistinate one. ELH is as smitten as he can be by a dog, probably because Crickett has these blonde eyelashes and she knows how to bat them. She also has the hots for Chester and has dominance humped him 4 times. Marley is shocked and appalled. So is Boomer, for that matter; he's not pleased he has to sleep with the two ladies while Bad Dog Chester now sleeps in the crate. Girl germs, you know.
Bad Dog Chester
Not only did he get on my desk, but the final straw was when I found him on my DRESSER! Well, I didn't find him, only the aftermath. There was a box of dog treats on that dresser; now all dog treats are in airtight containers with lids. Due to the fact that he ate a Greenie during one of his desk forays, all his hair is falling out and his nose is raw. He is no longer the soft beautiful boy he once was—all he has left are coarse guard hairs. If only he understood cause and effect. I'm treating him with his baths, antibiotic ointment and time.
Chester has been relegated to the crate because he gets up and wanders around. I fear this leading to a nocturnal emission of some sort, so I always get up, and I'm tired of getting up at 1am and again at 4am. So into the crate he goes at bedtime and he promptly turns his back on the crate door, thinking he's sending me some puggy message, and then he falls asleep.
I'm on to him, though—he secretly loves sleeping in his crate. I can tell because I tried to get him out one night to put another pug in instead, and Chester wouldn't budge. I thought I heard fake snoring...
It's a Boy, Not a Girl
My neighbor is pregnant. She had an ultrasound and I had to laugh: the pros were all 100% sure it was a girl. "Why, look, here are the girl parts," they said. So I whipped out the Dale of Norway books and commenced to knit a Pink Thing.
Well, there was a problem so she had to go back to the doc and get an amniocentesis done. Turns out the girl is a boy. And they are 100% certain of this now.
Instead of worrying, I just said to myself, "Yippee, now I can make the Wild Stripes baby blanket from the 'guys' issue of Knitty! Time to buy more yarn!" The baby blanket is in stockinette, so it's great TV-watching knitting. And I love the colors along with the fact that I didn't have to sub in pink to make it a bit more girly. Yes, Virginia, I have the pink-is-for-girls gender stereotype when it comes to baby items. This is because I never got to have my bedroom walls painted pink when I was a kid, despite my begging. Besides, the pink I would have put in was a cool watermelon pink, and I would have subbed in a wine red for the dark green. Hey! That reminds me; I don't know where the wine red got to after Chester's last desk adventure...
Finished HOM Item
I finally finished the trim on a sweater I was making out of Cotton Twist for House of Marley (that means it's a dog sweater). Since it's cotton, I didn't do "sleeves" instead opting for crocheted picot trim on the armholes. The "C" word!
I am pondering what to do with the leftover yarn, because it's a color called Pucci and doesn't go with anything else. I am thinking I should knit a big old flower out of it, make some leaves out of something else, mount it all on a pin back and call it a corsage for Mom. Whaddya think?
Miscellany
I hit the back-to-school sales. There is no better time to stock up on trendy office supplies. Yes, office supplies. Like binders and stuff to stash your knitting patterns in. They have these really cute folders now that have pre-punched holes in them, so you can stick them into your binders. I even found pencils with my name on them! While I was in the school supply aisle, a girl came down the aisle and said, "Cool!" plucked a folder off the shelf and headed around the corner. When she was out of sight, I had to look at what was so cool. It was a Napoleon Dynamite folder! The girl came back to put the folder away and I said, "Hey, don't put it back, I'll take it." She asked if I liked the movie, and said she really loved it, but you had to watch it more than once to "get it." I thought to myself that I got it the first time, because in school, some of my friends were like the characters in the movie.




















